Mitt Romney The Truth

While the economy keeps getting worse Mitt Romney is sitting in his Cadillac eating a 60 dollar steak.
So Mad figured that they look and see what happens when the super rich become the super average.

If Mitt Romney was an average guy he would be a hobo on the streets begging for money.You can enlarge the image yourself if your wondering why its so small.

MTV finally cancelled Jersey Shore

They finally cancelled it.It was a fail from the beginning!Which Pervert thinks half naked people humping each other on a beach is funny?I was surprised how many people watched this show when it came out!!!!The show turns your mind to mush.Well I should stop griping now.I have to take my dogs out so see yuh.

Mad special two year gift

I if you subscribe to Mad now for two years you'll get a pin from 1964 or 68, that says ''Alfred E. Neuman for president''.Its really cool and you can take advantage of this opportunity and get rich of these suckers.Or its just a scam to buy crap.Either way you get more crap or less its Crappifying.Finally we get a good candidate Alfred!.

There was A Mix up

That picture of Lohan was an old article I planned to put on but never did.Well I guess I actually did Right now!!!!

Have you heard about Linday's crimes I haven't for sure if you haven't either I'll tell them to you.Drunk driving,stealing 100,000 dollars of a friends jewelry,and of course ect.You should be ashamed if you have been worshiping her.I suggest you worship some other celebrity for a change.Maybe LMFAO or Nikki Manaj or just worship a show like the Simpsons or Family Guy.   

Neil Armstrong's Weird Quote Thingies

So apparently Neil Armstrong died a couple days ago or something.So I'm going to give you a tribute to Neil...WAIT do you even care about this?Well if you don't you can go onto I'magayman.com.If you do read this.

I was on vacation

So yeah I guess I'm back and i'll start blogging more often

Comics From New Mad Magazine

Here are some comics from the new Mad magazine.

The New Mad Magzine Is Revealed

The new cover for issue 517 is revealed.It was revealed by the bozo's at Huffingtonpost.com.Who knew these guys could be so smart in a not so smart world.If you want I put a link so you can look at that blog but who cares?Here's a picture of it.This might not be the exact cover but its close enough.

The Two Mad Apps

Did I ever tell you about the Mad apps well if I did you can just go f''''k your selves.The first one is a mad app for the iPad and you can get all the previous mad magazines for just a couple dollars less which is a rip off because when your old and want to retire you can't sell your 40 year old mad.It also holds lots of other features which i'm to lazy to talk about right now.The second mad app is a Spy vs Spy app and there's a lot of puzzles and stuff and its also rated number one on the app store for right now.

Spy vs Spy week Is Over

Well I guess Spy vs Spy week is over And I forgot  to post more comics of Spy vs Spy.Its been more than a week since I last posted but I was busy.So forgive me if you really care about my blog.since I was gone the Olympics started,Mitt Romney offended the British and the Israelis If you didn't know what happened in Israel then I'll tell you. Mitt Romney went to the wailing wail on the day that the Jewish people mourn for everything that happened to them in there history.Here I'll give you a picture of the note that Mitt Romney put in.There is one more thing I'm going to tell you about.Your going to try to guess what The next Mad magazine will look like.

I got it from Madmagzine.com and I think the cover will have the Olympics on it oh wait by the way here is a clue.

Spy vs Spy comics

Me's hopes you's enjoys.

I Got The New Mad Magazine Mad Presents Batman

Its so cool!Its got six movie spoofs and there awesome.OK i'll tell you about it fine!The first comic in the book isn't a movie its a comic from the fifties called Bat Boy and Rubin.Its about them trying to figure out who's murdering people around Gothem city so they go to every gang in Gothem and see who's behind it.
The next comic is from 1989 and is about the original Batman movie.Its called Batyman and its about batman  trying to fight the joker.The one after that is from 1992 and is called Buttman Returns.Buttman fights off the Scatwoman and the Penicillin after they team up.Next up is...wait am I rambling sorry i'll make it quick.These are the movies that come after Buttman Fershlugginer 1995,Buttman and Rubbin' 1997,Battyman begone 2005,and finally The Dork Knight.Hope you like my sneak peak.

Here is a creepy comic,a normal comic and a sassy comic. You probably don't know why i'm doing this i'll say it again for people that visit this blog and then forget in ten seconds what there doing.Its spy vs spy week! 

So I know that the creepy comic doesn't come from mad but I couldn't find a creepy comic on such short notice.Anyway I hope you enjoy.Madmagazine.com

      

Spy vs.Spy Week

Starting next week its going to be spy vs spy week.Although your saying to your selves I've never heard of spy vs spy week before who's ever heard of Christmas in July.Anyway this means that i'll give you spy vs.spy comics alot and then you'll be overpowered by Mad HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!So tune in.

Sometimes You Just Can't Think of Anything

Sometimes I'm blogging and I'm saying to my self "What should I post on my blog.
Then I don't know.So I just copy something off theidiotical.com Mad's blog.
I'm gonna try harder to stop doing that but no promises.Got it.
Your's Truly,
Eli Heerter

P.S.Don't try to stalk me now that you know my name.

No Everyday Posts

Lately I haven't been posting every single day.Well if your mad you should be.No daily news from Mad magazine but just remember I have a life outside Mad Magazine.So I will only be doing two to three days a post thank you.Here's a picture of me pulling up my pants.

Why Is Amtrak a billion dollars in debt

Why is AMTRAK in debt?
The big B wow!!!
How do you get a billion dollars in debt!!!
Maybe because they haven't been paying off their bills since 1971.
In any case unless Amtrak can scrape together 1 billion dollars their going downhill from here.   
Lets see what Mad has to say about this.

Things You Don't Want To Hear If Your In A Public Bathroom

Well lets see hears my list.

"I guess I need to get out the laxatives again".

"The water is nice"

"Wanna look at some porn?"

Lets see Mad's list.

I hope you enjoy it!!!

Comics Comics and more Comics

Here are a couple of comics that I think are the best.
 please comment.
1.Spy vs. Spy.
2.Calvin and Jobs.
3.What if Superman were raised by Jewish parents?
4.What if Batman was Jewish?
Sorry about the size if you right click them you save them on to your computer.

this came out June 30 2011                                                                                                                                                

Two new books

There will be two books from mad coming out.One will be a Batman spoof that features six batman movies and two shows.It will come out July 18th and I would advise anyone who's anyone to get it.There is also another special mad book that you can't get by subscription to.Its called Totally Mad and has all your favorite comics of trash piled up over the years fit into one book.Oh wait did I mention it was mads 60th anniversary well now you know and also one more thing it costs 35 bucks and it comes out October 30th.

A Mads look at american jobs

Today jobs in America are growing.There has been a 80,000 job increase since last month,but Mad tells us its only a certain kind of jobs have been growing.Lets find out.

The latest Mad Magazine

This is the latest mad magazine.The main article is a parody about the amazing spider man movie.

My first day